2 posts tagged “life”

means and methods:

1)  Everyone on the planet run east and push off really hard with your feet simultaneously...and if you stop don't dig your feet in, slow down slowly so that your inertia doesn't pull it the other way.

2) Make billions of huge sails and set them on all the highest mountains and in the biggest open fields.  Each of the sails would have to be rigged sturdily to the earth and wind would have to be monitored individually at each location.  When the wind blows west, put your sails up, when it blows east take them down quick.  (this theory could be greatly improved with the help of some modern sailors who use the wind to pull them with the sail acting as a big air foil  rather than push them like a stupid Columbus ship, because I still live in 1492.)

3) Rig up a giant truss firmly mounted to the earth that extends way way up into the sky (our giants scale lever arm).  Actually...lets rig up lots of them.  Then we mount all of our biggest rockets right to the top as to maximize leverage.  (The rockets would face west and the hypotenuse of the triangle would probably want to be facing east so that the load was putting it in tension and not compression...im afraid if it was miles long it would just buckle in compression.)  3-2-1 BLASTOFF!

4) Same idea as 3 but a little more...explosive.  Let's create giant cup shaped alloy blast deflection devices that would focus the energy of an explosion into a beam kind of like a jet engine.  Then we mount these to the top of the trusses described in step 3 and face the opening to the east.  We gather all of our atomic weaponry as a planet and dispose of it simultaneously 100s of miles above the earths surface directing the energy to the east.  And even if it doesn't work at least we will get rid of the crap.  (we may need to rig up something to ensure the fallout doesn't kill everything on the planet)

that's all for now...but its a start... 

life is the blink of an eye.